uptown

cocaine, or less specifically, any high energy drugs

i went downtown last night to buy some uptown.

by JakeDog May 28, 2006

Uptown

Very similar to the "Upper Decker" an Uptown is when you take a crap AND a piss in the top tank of said toilet. Use with caution.

When the victim uses the toilet next, they will flush and the toilet water will be turned a nasty yellowy-brown

(Make sure to wiggle the toilet first because you do not want to fall over)

Tom: Dude this party sucks!

Joe: Yeah man, I think I might go take an Uptown in this dudes toilet

Tom: Hell yeah!

by The Uptowner July 20, 2010

uptowns

the place where all the white guys from the depot (i.e. dogfuckers) go, nowhere near uptown, but compared to whoreleons some guys think it is. Lately one guy from
whoreleons go there to work, but the white guys don't think he last too long, all days he complain THE COFFEE TOO WEAK,
IS TOO FAR FROM THE EASS ENDS, BDPHAC IS ON MY CASE, Etc...,

guy, GUY, we needs to send more guys uptowns...... I guess it's dum dum's turn

by BDPHAC January 28, 2005

Uptown girl

It is an excellent song by Billy Joel

And also it means a girl who is sophisticated and classy - in some cases snobby - but not all

Woah bro, you seen that uptown girl?

by YASSS123 June 26, 2015

uptown girl

A girl who is rich and sophisticated. one who is used to the comforts and luxuries of life.

Mary is an uptown girl.. i wonder why she came into a dingy place like this.

by naveen ram March 20, 2008

uptown park

Uptown park, A park located in Mirdif, Dubai filled with chamaks and/or a bunch of kids that have nothing better to do other than smoke stigs, vape, cigarettes, etc. , get drunk from a sip of vodka that they get from THE Milk Man, Jump people, and ofc snap everything.

" Yallah, Lets go to Uptown Park "
" A7a 3bood is getting jumped at uptown park "
" We r gonna drink at uptown park. Wanna join? "

by guccigangchamak February 18, 2019

staying uptown

sex with a woman where only her boobs are involved.

Him: How bout a slice?

Her: How bout staying uptown tonight, I'm having my monthly visitor.

by MadCobraStyle September 17, 2010