tinkerbelling

The act of ejaculating in your partners face and throwing glitter on them

There were stains and glitter everywhere after Todd had been tinkerbelling his girlfriend last night

by Pappa420 January 21, 2015

Ripped Tanked

The state of being really drunk and really high at the same time.

Last night I was so ripped tanked I puked my brains out!

by Pigballz187 June 18, 2009

Dirty Tinkerbell

When you snort coke off of a whore's balloon knot.

A: Fuckin A man you look like shit. What happened to you last night?
B: I ended up in Hollywood doing a Dirty Tinkerbell in the bathroom of Coffee Bean.

by bellatrixr4kids August 24, 2011

Tinkerer

A character who enjoys and excels working with metal objects, like olden shotguns and tomahawks.

Matt wields a tomahawk like a tinkerer.

by jaggededge April 7, 2011

Tanked

To tank something is to do badly or at it, or fail. One usually does this on tests that one is unprepared for. Tanking is the verb of tank.

Me: Man, I just tanked the math portion of my PSATs.

by Riannea January 4, 2009

tonker toy

A penis.

Oi put that away mate. This is a cake shop, you can't play with your tonker toy in here, there is enough fresh cream in the cakes

by mitch00uk April 4, 2015

Tallahassee Tinker Toy

A sexual act wherein one partner attaches a small wheel of cheese on a stick to the end of a power drill (resembling a tinker toy, hence the name), then uses the spinning cheese to anally pleasure the other partner while performing oral sex. At completion of the act, the drill-wielding partner most often ejaculates onto the cheese and feeds it to the other partner.

Note: Sometimes used as a synonym of the Kentucky Klondike Bar, although this name is less descriptive of that act.

My girlfriend wanted to try something kinky, but we decided against the Tallahassee Tinker Toy because she's lactose intolerant and we didn't have a battery-powered drill.

by cesiophile August 28, 2014