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taylorsexual 

You're not straight, gay, nor bi. But you only love Taylor Swift and her music.
I'm not gay! I'm taylorsexual
taylorsexual by Taylorsnail September 21, 2021

Telesexual 

Someone who has sex primarily by FaceTime, Skype or by similar communication.
My wife has me so desperate for sex, she turned me out. I've gone telesexual because I have no time to meet up with women in person.
Telesexual by Sal Ami February 8, 2017

taylersexual 

When you are utterly in love with Tayler Holder.
A girl: “you love tayler holder?”
me: “yep, im taylersexual”

Telesexual 

A person who has an obscene sexual attraction towards an electronic item.
Dude shes using her vibrator again!!

Yea shes such a telesexual
Telesexual by HiJinX nL December 18, 2010

Tubersexual 

From someone who Identifies as Tubersexual;

Only wanting to be in a relationship with a (usually male) youtuber that you most likely have never met, Live thousands of miles away from, and/or have a one in anywhere from 450,000 to 47,000,000 chance with. (Numbers may vary) One can still identify as Hetrosexual, Bisexual, Homosexual, ect and still identify as Tubersexual, too. Those who identify as Tubersexual commonly spend the majority of their spare time drawing, editing, or watching YouTubers, depending on their other interests/ skills

Note: Tubersexuality can and often does interfere with day- to- day life. Tubersexual people will often find themselves Turning down sometimes life- changing opportunities if they do not include their favorite YouTuber. If you know anyone who is Tubersexual, please support them in their decision, as we are commonly frowned upon. Please know we are happier this way.
"Hey, wanna come to Paris with us? We leave tomorrow."
"No thanks. Markiplier has a livestream scheduled tomorrow."
"Man. You're obsessed with that guy. Are you Tubersexual?"

"Hmm. Looks like I'll be spending my Saturday watching Dan and Phil edits! Damn! look at Dan's jawline! Im soooooo Tubersexual :D"

Tubersexual 

From someone who Identifies as Tubersexual;

Only wanting to be in a relationship with a (usually male) youtuber that you most likely have never met, Live thousands of miles away from, and/or have a one in anywhere from 450,000 to 47,000,000 chance with. (Numbers may vary) One can still identify as Hetrosexual, Bisexual, Homosexual, ect and still identify as Tubersexual, too. Those who identify as Tubersexual commonly spend the majority of their spare time drawing, editing, or watching YouTubers, depending on their other interests/ skills

Note: Tubersexuality can and often does interfere with day- to- day life. Tubersexual people will often find themselves Turning down sometimes life- changing opportunities if they do not include their favorite YouTuber. If you know anyone who is Tubersexual, please support them in their decision, as we are commonly frowned upon. Please know we are happier this way.
"Hey, wanna come to Paris with us? We leave tomorrow."
"No thanks. Markiplier has a livestream scheduled tomorrow."
"Man. You're obsessed with that guy. Are you Tubersexual?"

"Hmm. Looks like I'll be spending my Saturday watching Dan and Phil edits! Damn! look at Dan's jawline! Im soooooo Tubersexual :D"