The Twoot Formula

The best way to maximize your facebook profile picture like amount.

One does not simply pull a twoot without being called a whore.
Steps:
1.) Self tag
2.) Change to same profile pic
3.) Change to same profile pic
4.) Change to same profile pic

This formula will guarantee at least a 1.5x increase on your facebook like amount.

-Hey dude you got so many likes on your profile pic!
-Yeah, wait till I use the twoot formula, it's gonna blow up!

by Manwhore923952 November 3, 2013

twooo blooo

The word used by silly people on the discovery of two blue topped milk bottles during an early morning milk raid.

I got twooo blooo

by smoochbroch March 1, 2009

Twoot

v. - to tweet your fart

Joesph: (pff) Oh, i gotta go twoot that.

by TheHaloReacher July 27, 2011

Twooten

When someone is a FRUMO and you kinda um, dont want to um, deal with umm, then any um longer. So yeah . SIA FREAKIN NORA.

you, my friend, and a twooten frick.

by CheaperByTheDozen April 28, 2011

twoot

to announce something particularly joyful on the site twitter.com. origin: the words "tweet" and "w00t" combined.

Henry: Dude, how come you didn't tell me you got engaged?

George: Well, I twooted it yesterday, how come you didn't see?

by the twoot definer May 3, 2009

Twooty Call

A booty call via Twitter

Damn, so is this a Twooty Call then?

by BunzRashon June 10, 2009

Twooted

1. When you've been online so long you have to fart.

2. Having to 'poot' while on twitter.

gosh, i think i just twooted, someone open a window!!

Billy had gas, i think he just twooted.. he's been on twitter to long!

by vampire_addict March 31, 2009