twoddle

Load of old rubbish, nonsense

that progrmme was a load of old twoddle

by Deborah Beeston September 7, 2006

Tondom

Amalgamation of the words "Tip" and "Condom" meaning Tip-Condom. A condom that covers only the tip of a man's penis for maximum pleasure during safe intercourse.

Efron loves to use tondoms when he gets down. He says it feels like nothing is even there!

Be careful when using a tondom, it might pop off when you bust!

by That Good Goodly Dick October 28, 2014

Trondo

Trondo YT makes bad videos and also loves to watch hentai with his parents. His dad went to get milk though and he has never come back. Luckily he has Crqptic as a replacement.

Cryptic : “hello sonny boy”
Trondo : “presumptuous”

by MiracleManMeat September 8, 2022

Tondalaya

Native American meaning little swan. A very attractive woman who is brilliant and sweet, but has a very short attention span. She is loyal, faithful, and a bit of a closet freak.

That girl is such a Tondalaya in the sack.

by Isis0200 February 3, 2010

twonce

Not once, not twice, but twonce...

I did that twonce- I liked it!

by Izaak Wegman June 6, 2004

twendo

a twenty dollar bill

"I won the bet!" Looks like you owe me a twendo, homie"

by CuttyCut January 12, 2009

Trondheim Hammer Dance

According to the comedy troupe Monty Python "a dance which was done every 25 minutes in the town of Trondheim in which the old ladies were struck about the head with large clubs". Has come to refer to any gathering where a defenseless group of people are beaten up by soldiers or police for no particular reason.

Q: Hey dude, are you heading down to the G20 protest?

A: Not a chance, dude. That will be a Trondheim Hammer Dance for sure.

by mieh dnort July 20, 2010