titface

when you think a girl is hot until you somehow only see her face, realizing her banging Double D+ created a mirage of attractiveness

Raj: Yo, check out that fine honey over there at the bar, i'd love to hit that
Lazlo: Where?
Raj: At the bar with that appletini
Lazlo: the Titface?
Raj: What? no way
Lazlo: Look (holds coaster over girl's chest)
Raj: Oh god dude, she looks like Meryl Streep, it was her bangin' Double D's

by damutitface August 6, 2010

titface

A way of describing someone who has tits for a face or an expression describing someone as an asshole.an expression of annoyance to someone with large tits that cover their face.

"shush...titface"

"jeez, your such a titface"... "wat i do now"

"whoah...ur tits r so titfacish"

by georgieboy April 16, 2006

twatface

a term of endearment for a particularly nasty looking female relative

hello aunty jean (twatface)
how are you ? you look well...

by vilstrang eangler December 12, 2007

TwitFaced

The act of posting the same thing on your Twitter feed and Facebook status within moments.

Jeff: "Did you see James' Facebook status a minute ago about the NFL?"
Joe: "Yeah, and then he tweeted the exact same thing about 10 seconds later."
Jeff: "He must be getting TwitFaced again."

by jc2 August 15, 2011

twitfaced

Tweeting crazy nonsense via Twitter

When you read a tweet and say... WTF? This guy must be totally twitfaced.

by oldfatguy May 1, 2009

twitfacer

:an annoying person, business, or organization; that uses twitter to re-direct someone to their Facebook timeline because there isn't enough space on a tweet. Also, known as a faceboogerflinger

“Like” us on Facebook for more home safety tips and updates on what ******* is up to!
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140 characters...this twitfacer wants me to read his diary.

by safeguy123 November 26, 2013

twit face account

Noun. A social networking site account which is usually signed up to by people who don't undertand the consequences of using social networking. eg, posting photos of themselves drunk which could potentially prevent them getting a job.

I'm not signing up to a twit face account. I don't want my details going around the world.

by babooshka_uk August 16, 2011