face like a fox licking shit off a thistle

very ugly person normally used for females

look at that girl shes got a face like a fox licking shit off a thistle

by grumpyboy December 27, 2005

milk thistle

A seemingly discrete way your friend hides his pot.

Brian knew Danielle was up to something when he saw a bottle of milk thistle in her dad's ass.

by Cuz December 14, 2004

Admiring the thistle

A Scottish person's way of saying jerking off

Aye, I walked into me bedroom and found Iain admiring the thistle

by ewwan April 7, 2017

shit thistle

An amusing welcome, or internet comment used between friends, when there is mutual respect for each others ability to be offensive. Used when sexist, racist, and all other sorts of politically incorrect language has lost all ability to shock.

Neil: Sup, Cock-Rocket?

D: Fuck off you fucking Shit thistle.

by Neil Holland October 16, 2006

twistle

cross between a twisty and a cheezle

when yuve been really stoned and you cant decide between the twistties or the cheezles, you ask for the twistles youll be offered both.

by pardy garrett March 27, 2010

Thistle head

Someone utterly enchanted by anything Scottish (like petrol head)

She's been totally thistle headed since her first trip over the border, she even has black pudden for breakfast... every feckin day!

by JuxTheFirst October 9, 2008

twistle

to twirl a whistle on a lanyard around one's finger.

"That's cool the way you twistle."

by Swellzen March 10, 2008