twenties

1. The age range encompassing young adults.
2. The decade where while you are an adult and have to do the unpleasant responsibilities such as taxes and paperwork forced unto you by bureaucracies everywhere, you are not taken seriously.
3. The decade in which you feel both as old as a fossil one minute and fearfully young and lost the next.
4. The decade in which you suffer the dreaded quarterlife crisis.
5. The decade where you realize that contrary to what you thought in grade school when writing those "Where will you be in ten years?" papers, you will NOT be living in your very own new house with a brand-new car in the driveway, and you may not even be married or have children.
6. The age group frequently accused (generally unfairly and in response to any news articles about the high rate of unemployment among young adults) of being "entitled."
7. The age group most rivaling teens for being the targets of ageism.
1. Cranky middle-aged troll: I hate working with people in their twenties... they actually think they deserve a decent job.

2. Jessica: I'm not a in high school anymore, I'm in my twenties, so stop treating me like a child MOM.
3. Brittany: Ohgod... I'm twenty-seven and I really don't know what to do with my life... and my twenties are almost over. I'm so screwed.
4. James: I thought I had it bad in high school, but so far, the twenties really suck.
5. Brian: So much for having that mansion and Ferrari in my twenties... I have a MASTERS and I'm STILL stuck cashiering at Target.
6. Troll on a news article about how the unemployment of twenty-somethings is at a record high: THOSE POTHEAD HIPPIES KIDS IN THEIR TWENTIES ARE ENTITLED BRATS. They think they have problems? Wait until they leave Mommy and Daddy and have REAL problems.
7. Bitter middle-aged man- "They should make school compulsory for anyone in their twenties, then they won't have to whine about how there's no jobs for them because nobody is retiring."
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Twenties

Twenty inch rims on your car
dem twenties is blingin' f0 sheezy

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Twenty

A backing vocalist or session vocalist. Named after the documentary film Twenty Feet From Stardom.
That Lisa is such a Twenty, singing those rock songs; she's better than any lead singer in the bands she sang for!
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Twenty

Noun
Anything someone says that is out of the blue/abrupt can be called a twenty.
No One:
Literally No One:
Not a Single Soul:
Berry from the Bee Movie: Ya like Jazz?
Anyone: That's a TWENTY!
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Twenty twenty too

A frightening prophecy that the year 2022 will have more detrimental events unfold than 2020
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twenties

Reserving your current spot on the couch or chair for 20 minutes. Similiar to fives .
"Yo I got twenties." As some one leaves their spot in the living room while they refill thier drink.
by muckraker February 22, 2007
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hey man i call twenties on that sobe
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