nipple tweeker

a machine used to stimulate the nipples until they get hard.

mike wagner as well a j-lo use a nipple tweeker before they go somewhere..mike uses it for fun

by mizzo and easy e lilcocopuff June 1, 2003

Tweezering

When two lesbian midgets attempt scissoring.

Dude, did you see those midgets tweezering?

by 2inthePink December 4, 2014

tweejerk

A celebrity's knee-jerk reaction on Twitter by way of retweeting the post of a common user - the content of which was obviously constructed for the mere purpose of enticing the celebrity to retweet their post (e.g. @CelebrityName Your show last night had the most amazing impact on my life. Thank you!).

Can you believe that lame ass post got a tweejerk out of @Oprah? RT fail.

by msstatedawg October 3, 2011

Cheese Tweeter

someone who only tweets cheesy inspirational quotes

Did you see Laura's update? I mean it's Monday morning, I'm still nursing a hangover and she's quoting Ghandi. She's such a Cheese Tweeter.

by Blue Monkah October 28, 2009

Tweeker Logic

The amazingly stupid logic people use when they're drugged beyond belief, but still want more.

Tweeker1: I'll let you punch me in the face for just one hit of your joint. Tweeker2: That sounds like a good deal to me. Rndm Guy: That sounds more like Tweeker Logic to me....

by Xero _ Manifest April 2, 2011

tweeker

A methamphetamine user.

He might be doing a little coke, but he's way too fat to be a tweeker.

by Village Idiot October 29, 2012

tweeter-tottering

The action of going back and forth on the issue of getting a Twitter account. Debating internally whether or not to open a Twitter account.

"Man, I was totally tweeter-tottering after I read that great article about Twitter."

"Yeah bro, it makes me want to get a Twitter account really bad now. But on the other hand, is it worth it? Oh man, I just tweeter-tottered!"

*laughs all around, roll credits*

by B.W. Felix August 11, 2009