Caution Treatment

Using four-way caution lights in a vehicle in order to signal cars behind you to pass to get the privacy you need for road head.

Nikki: Baby, I'm not doing this now, there are like five cars behind us!
Stevie: Give me a minute, I'll just give them the caution treatment and we'll be set!

by ginger&friend May 2, 2009

freedom treatment

Publically declaring a foreign government to be an enemy that stands in the way of "freedom", committing war upon said country, and then extracting both the natural wealth and markets for a small minority of investors in both the invaded and invading country.

Iraq was going to allow oil to be exchanged in currencies other than the dollar, so they were given the freedom treatment.

The freedom treatment doesn't work when people actually fight back, so it's important to demonize them in the global community and the UN as much as possible.

by madric March 7, 2012

Mushroom Treatment

A term that draws its history from the United States Military, particularly the combat arms. It refers to a management concept adopted either accidentally or on purpose by shitty leaders. This leadership style is defined by being light on details and withholding information. Concurrently; shitty leaders will ensure that the information that does get passed along is either incorrect or unreliable (See Bullshit)

Lit:
Keeping subordinates in the dark and feeding them shit.

Ex:

Dave: Hey bob, do we know the plan?
Bob: No Dave, we're still getting the mushroom treatment, we'll probably figure that shit out when it's too late to do anything about it.

by Tokenwhite May 30, 2018

The Otis Treatment

When a male sticks his balls in red dyed fruit dip, then the female proceeds in removing the fruit dip with elbow cleavage. A hybrid form of the Bojob.

Brandon "You still with Reese??"

Chance "Yeah she's giving me The Otis Treatment tonight"

by On Man November 16, 2009

The March Treatment

The March Treatment is performed by sitting on a females chest, facing foward toward her head, and slapping her in the face with your penis. It is both satisfying and hilarious, to the male. It's pretty humiliating to the female, but she usually loves it none the less. Named after it's inventor of the same last name.

My boyfriend gave me the March Treatment, and i was so humiliated. But he seemed satisfied, and couldn't stop laughing because it was so hilarious, so it's OK.

by dynamite dave July 16, 2008

new years eve treatment

the act of licking your girlfriend's butt hole skin while she is passed out drunk on new years eve, just to see what its like.

that new years eve treatment i gave her last night was the dogs balls!

by don juan jovi May 27, 2008

Carpet Treatment

Carpet Treatment is when you knock some punk, smart mouth, bastard on the ground and he lies there on the carpet until his brain restarts.

I swear to God if you don't shut your mouth you're going to end up getting the "carpet treatment".

by Sorjones March 21, 2009