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tweaker's dozen

A quantity of eleven (11). It comes from the TV show COPS, where the description is a dozen minus the one that the tweaker kept for himself. Usually in reference to ounces of drugs.
The drug dealer showed up with a tweaker's dozen of meth. His behavior made it obvious where the other ounce of meth was.
by Narfmaster July 5, 2008
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Tweakerrific

Used to describe your amazing time or high you're having (or had) while indulging in your upper of choice. Or you could use it to describe how great you think your upper of choice is.
McDonalds coffee is good, but Dunkin' Donuts coffee is tweakerrific! i swear to god they put cocaine and/or meth in it!
by Jared370Z March 20, 2011
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tweakertard

A person who has used so much meth that they have permanently compromised their likely previously inadequate IQ.
The man is a straight-up tweakertard who is sadly unable to complete either a task or a sentence.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019
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Tweaker Treats

Tweaker treats are simply just unscratched lottery tickets. You can often find tweakers outside liquor stores scratching their treats over the trash can.
Went to the Circle K and saw my local tweaker scratching his tweaker treats. The only thing useful about scratched treats, is the fact you know they didn’t scan the second chance code.
by Hamper Hunter April 14, 2021
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tweckle

v. conjugation of "Twitter" + "heckle", v. : to abuse a speaker or performer via Twitter followers in the audience whilst s/he is speaking/performing
Hey, @bobsomeone, let's tweckle the keynote guy on stage and get all our friends to walk out of his Powerpoint right NOW!
by JonnyBigByte October 6, 2009
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TWEAKER TWACKD

TWEAKER TWACKD IS WHEN YOUR MAJOR GHEEKED ON ICE OR TO MANY ADHD MEDS YOU FIND YOUR SELF DOING LOTS OF POINTLESS SHIT SUCH AS CLEANING THE GROUT IN THE BATHROOM WITH BLEACH AND A FKN TOOTH BRUSH OR TEARING SHIT APART THAT ISNT BROKE TO MAKE IT BETTER WRAPPING CHORDS COVERING WINDOWS WITH BLANKETS AND 4 THOUSAND THUMB TACKS KUZ YOU THINK THE PIGS ARE WATCHN YA BUT NOPE YOUR JUST STRAIT FKN TWEAKER TWACKD
HEY DUDE I JUST DID A FOILEY IM ZOOTED AS FUCK YA GOT ANY DUCK TAPE I NEED TA FIX THIS SINK MAN ITS LEAKING LIKE A BITCH MAN DUDE YOUR SPUN UP STRAIT TWEAKER TWACKD!
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 13, 2011
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tweaker

A tweeker is some one who uses meth to stay up for many days.
tweaker -if you are up for 14 days you are a "two weeker".
by Lvingdedgrlinphx May 29, 2015
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