Texas Tavern

1. A hole in the wall restaraunt in Roanoke, VA AKA the millionaires club. A place to go after a hard days work a or hard nights drinking.

2. An eatery where a meal will cost about $5 for a cheesy western, a bowl with (a bowl of chili with onions), and a drink.

3. Serving 1000 people, 10 at a time

4. We don't cash checks and we don't play with bumblebees

The internet support department went to the Texas Tavern after a day riddled with outages for a cheesy western and a bowl with.

by myowneviltwin August 18, 2009

Taverly

An awesome girl who is really tall and loves volleyball. She is really strong and can lift her short friends. She is totally cray cray and can make ANYONE laugh. Her friends call her Tay.

Person 1: That girl is so cray cray!
Person 2: she's totally a Taverly.

by Thedreaminterpreter May 29, 2013

Traverse City

A smaller town in Upper Northern Michigan lying right on the Grand Traverse Bay. Tourists are attracted here during the National Cherry Festival, which is during the cherry season in July each year for one week.Traverse City is a wonderful place to go to the beach, hang out and enjoy your life.

The cherries grown in Traverse City are absolutely delicious!

by RachaelO July 16, 2006

twater

The juice emitted from a woman's vagina when she is sexually stimulated.

Damn girl, can I get a glass of that twater?

by John Doe July 19, 2003

Eduardo's Traverse

During vaginal intercourse when one suddenly and surprisingly enters the back door and then returns to the front door. Most effective when she isn't really sure if it actually just happened.

Dude, I totally did the Eduardo's Traverse on that girl last night. She was like "what? did you just do? nah, couldn't have been".

by Rob Matton March 15, 2007

Tavernari

To talk like a blackman, yet be as white as white can be.

"Yo yo yo, waa sup?"
"Hello Tavernari, how are you today?"

by The Lobo Man March 6, 2010

hello from the magic tavern

A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon! Hosted by family abandoner Arnie Kniecamp. Co-hosted by Chunt the shapeshifter/gaurd/king-of-the-badger and Usidore wizard of the 12th realm of Ephysiyies, master of light and shadow, manipulator of magical delights, devour of chaos, champion of the great halls of Terr'akkas, the elves know him as Fi'ang Yalok, the dwarves know him as Zoenen Hoogstandjes, he is known in the North east as Gaismuenas Meistar, and has other secret names we don't know yet. They interview magical creatures every week, and try to defeat the Dark Lord. It all started behind a Burger King drive-thru...

I need too find the portal to help the hosts of Hello From the Magic Tavern! Or i could just sit here with my spiced potatoes and rainbow bowls.

by Tapzap Randomicus March 21, 2019