twatlantic ocean

(Noun) A slang term for a vagina. Often used crudely in reference to the nether regions of a promiscuous lady.

Guy 1: What about her?
Guy 2: Naw man, I know too many guys who have taken a dip in that twatlantic ocean.

by A-Master Dizzle March 10, 2008

twatflaps

The kebab-meat flaps of the female hairy axe-wound. Can be used in the singular sense as an insult.

Cor! Look at her twatflaps! You could park a bleedin' Lada Estate in those you could!

Oi, Paul - you're a fuckin' twatflap mate!

by Matt Whalley June 17, 2003

twatalack

A light-hearted way of telling someone they suck arse, or a way of preventing your insults from sounding too serious.

1. Hey Fuz, you know you really are a complete twatalack.
2. I really hope you die in a horrible accident, you twatalack.

by dj_derek March 5, 2003

Twatclap

The resulting acoustics created when two swollen and moist ladybits forcefully and passionately collide during "scissor sister" encounters.

Mate, I didn't get a wink of sleep last night, the russian girls in the room next door were twatclapping all night long! Sounded like a one-man round of applause!

by Sickilda June 20, 2011

Twatilage

Under the guidance, influence, or protection of the twat

Twatilage is the mother of excuses of why you can't come out with your boys

by Niang men May 12, 2015

Twatclamp

A bloke whose behaviour leads to them never getting laid as twats literally clamp when they're around.

Did you see John on the dancefloor.... Such a twatclamp, the birds couldn't get further away from him if they tried.

by twatclamp October 13, 2016

Twatlap

A twatlap is to be lost and walk in a circle.

Well that's it guys, we just went around in a twatlap

by Kittayh March 7, 2016