Twatty cunt

A cunt who is such a twat but they deny that they are. They are a really annoying little shit. Usually a female

OMG Suzy is such a twatty cunt!

by Clevvergirl December 20, 2016

Twatty bastard

An annoying, stupid or horrible person; basically a funnier way of calling someone a twat or a bastard

You little twatty bastard!

by Henry1342 October 11, 2016

Twatty Shaghair

What happens to hair (usually a woman's) after having been shagged to within an inch of her life.

Man shags woman energetically. Woman who's hoping to go out has reconsider or wash and restyle unless she is going to a Worzel Gummidge convention...."check out her Twatty Shaghair she must of had a good seeing to''

by The Rudge July 27, 2012

Twatty honker

Someone who has road rage that looks like they just pulled out of the trailer park, putting on mascara and on the phone.

This chick earlier was flipping me off when I clearly used my blinker, what a twatty honker

by Mbop June 24, 2019

Twatty Bisclit

A mix between a very twatty person, and a girls yeasty, biscuity vagina. A twatty bisclit is often stupid and shows signs of being a 'proper vegetable'

I would suggest avoiding twatty bisclits as they can sometimes be contagious. Beware.

Sophie and Mia are such twatty bisclits! They could bake digestive with their yeasty flaps

by Stankpopforbetterlife July 27, 2020

Twatty slag

Similar to a twatty bisclit, but instead of having a yeasty fanny, this species had millions of STDs nesting in her cooch

That cabbage jessica is such a twatty slag

by Stankpopforbetterlife July 27, 2020

Twatty-seven

A Twatty-Seven is a sexual position where one person lies down on top of another while they both lie on their stomachs facing each other. The woman then proceeds to ride the man's face until he cums inside her.

We twatty-seven last night it was awsome

by Jordan Sinclair February 27, 2020