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Twatterpated

Similar in definition as "Twitterpated" save for the focus on one particular female body-part.
Me: "Man, her face is ass nasty, but I get all twatterpated once those pants come off!"
You: *gag*
by Wohly Chim Chim March 29, 2008
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twitterpated

a woman so horny she is wet to below her knees
Every time the dark haired attendant smiled at her she was instantly twitterpated.
She couldn't drink tequila because she knew it would make her horny, and if she had 2 she would become twitterpated.
by cold clear light April 4, 2015
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twitterpainted

A sexual and joyous emotional feeling of companionship for another that typically induces frequent distractions from daly life caused by day dreaming, ultimately causing love and an intense desire for a long loving relationship.
Jane was feeling twitterpainted as was John about enjoying their first date together connecting the day before.
by sales pitch fisher April 13, 2015
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twitterpated

To be in absolute aww over something improtant such as a girl. Head over heels in love with that one person and loveing every single moment of it. or to care greatly for one person that you perhapes like.
the girl is so twitterpated when the boy suprised her with flowers.
by lilopie4ya May 21, 2006
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Twitterpated

Becoming constipated after using Twitter for long durations of time, or too often.
Bob: "I spent fifteen hours on Twitter, and now I feel really constipated."
Joe: "Dude, you're Twitterpated!
by Andremeria September 9, 2014
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twitterpasted

I was twitterpasted last night
by Pascual August 5, 2005
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twitterpated

in love with someone. to have it bad for another person.
I'm twitterpated with James!
by Navy_Brat90 March 30, 2005
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