twatswatter

Female version of a cockblocker.

Layla: "Susie told that guy at the club I was talking to that I had AIDS. She's such a twatswatter."

by februaryair May 17, 2009

twat swat

it's the female version of a cock block

i.e. if a girl prevents another girl from getting laid

Girl:"yeah so i brought over this guy and my room mate totally ended up being a twat swat."

by yourfaceishilarious September 3, 2010

twat swat

when one woman prevents another woman from getting sex, action, etc. similar to a cock block.

"Even though Amy and Vanessa both had their eye on David all night, Vanessa pulled the TWAT SWAT and ended up taking him home..."

by Cashmere Hardy July 4, 2014

Twat Swat

The muff-diver equivalent to a cockblock.

"I was finna smang but got twat swatted by that Becky...with the good hair."

by Jayquellin Cashmoney May 18, 2016

twatsnatchula

Like a venus fly trap but it's your twat

That twatsnatchula catchin all that D

by GypsyGypsy January 28, 2018

twatwattle

Vagina mudflaps that hang like turkey wattle. Hence, twatwaddle.

Bro, I couldn't find her clit for shit last night. It was buried under all that twatwattle!

by PantherNY January 2, 2011

midget twat swat

when a midget tries to grab your vagina

the girl screamed when she seen the midget twat swat walking to her trying to grab her vagina

by idkone August 4, 2011