twatiness

Where an idiot annoys you, basically the behaviour of a twat

There is a hint of twatiness in that statement.

by Bathrugby35 July 3, 2014

Twatching

Watching recorded commercials on Tivo or DVR'd programs.

Dang it, where's the remote? We're twatching again!

by Musicxman December 21, 2010

twatcaller

a term used for the shot caller of the swamp donkeys, head hancho of the swamps, leader of the pack

better run that by jftb and tmfk you know they are the twatcallers

by jftb&tmfk May 16, 2010

Twatainer

Twat + Container = twatainer

He filled her twatainer with his baby batter.

by Strawberry-bitchcake December 1, 2022

twatcabin

a shack or wooded den in the woods used primarily for sexual endeavours

"tonights been great ......... how would you like to come back to my twatcabin for a cup of coffee?"

by wolf of house clayton December 2, 2015

Twatching

The act of teaching by making the kids watch educational TV instead of actually teaching.

Instead of reading today class we will be twatching Nat Geo

by B. Wag December 4, 2020

Twatanese

It's a language men speak when they are on their menstrual cycle.

It's a language men speak when there in transition.

When a man has low level of testosterone and forms side boobs, man titties, etc.....

Penis friendly.

Why are you so twatanese?

Why are you acting so twatanese?

by DomoKibbleBri May 16, 2025