twastered

getting straight up wasted

Dude we were SO twastered after all that Patron.

by gel&k8bros September 9, 2010

Twasted

It's the stage after tipsy before wasted

Nya, lexi, nicole and Lisa were all twasted at the Kearny party!! 44 Clinton Ave be there!!!

by Let's get lit July 26, 2017

Twasted

To be strange, weird, spasticated, or well done in.

You're well twasted, you are.

by Dommo September 21, 2005

twasted

the combination of both twat and bastard. used as a convienient and somewhat funny alternative to swearing.

you are a twasted.

by simon ellis September 21, 2005

Twasted

It's the stage after tipsy before wasted

Nya, lexi, nicole and Lisa were all twasted at the Kearny!!! 44 Clinton Ave be there!!!!!

by Let's get lit July 26, 2017

Twasted

Getting drunk twice in one day.

Oh shit! Between the game this morning and the party tonight, bout to get twasted boyz!

by Robertolemiss August 19, 2017

Twasted

To get completely blitzed off straight twisted teas. To be considered twasted, you must drink an unhealthy amount of tweas in one night, text 3 absolute 6s or lower, and go unconscious.

“Oooohhh big daddy. We about to get straight twasted tonight!!!”

by buster_hymen69420 May 4, 2022