Tuscaloosa Rip

To grab a sandwich and rip it, roughly, down the middle

He gave that PB&J the ol' Tuscaloosa rip

Tuscaloosa Rip by BardleyMcBeard October 26, 2015

Tuscaloosa Abortion 

When someone punts a baby off of a bridge.

Bob: “Yo I heard your girlfriend was having a baby what do you plan to do with him”

Jeff: “I plan on giving it a Tuscaloosa Abortion so I don’t have to pay child support”

Tuscaloosa Abortion by Ice2esk February 19, 2020

Tuscaloosa Timex

A replacement for the standard alarm clock; a wake up system where the sleeping person recieves a warm fecal disbursement on their chest (generally, from a kindhearted friend) in order to wake them from their slumber.

When Howard was unable to wake up after a long night of drinking, his roommate utilized the Tuscaloosa Timex to bring him back to consciousness.

Tuscaloosa Timex by Gary Dell'Abate Baba Booey April 17, 2008

Tuscaloosa Weedwacker

While performing oral sex on a female who has excess pubic hair, right before the girl climaxes, you will poke your head up and with your teeth grab and rip as much puibic hair out as possible.

I met this girl and she hasnt shaved down below in weeks!! So I did her a favor and performed a Tuscaloosa weedwacker on her!

Tuscaloosa Weedwacker by suspect2 February 7, 2010

tuscaloosa dumpling

A tuscaloosa dumpling is a twist onclassic cherokee chin strap,followed by a montgomery monkey tail,topped off with a gravey chaser.

" no one knows what a tuscaloosa dumpling is except for you aunt lil,cuz she invented it" Early cyler its a right of passage.

tuscaloosa dumpling by erly cylers momma August 28, 2010

Tuscaloosa Tumbler 

When you're doing that bitch missionary with her legs on your shoulders, on the edge of the bed. Right before you come, you roll her fat ass off the edge and spooge on to her back/ the back of her head.

I didn't want to knock that dirty whore up, so I ended up giving her the old Tuscaloosa Tumbler.

Tuscaloosa Tumbler by Marely February 2, 2008

Tuscaloosa Dumpling

A sexual position preformed on a man by a woman.
Usually used as a "rite-of-passage" to celebrate one's manhood.

"I'm very proud of you son. Let's go to the strip-club and get you your first Tuscaloosa Dumpling!"

Tuscaloosa Dumpling by 9lb hammer April 14, 2008