Dahn Turgenson

The mystical beast that lies dormant beneath the Sea Of Yeast. Can be resurrected by following the example below.

Jesse James: Dahn Turgenson was my idol until he softened up and got all bitched out by tricks, snitches and fake ass gangstas.
Chicken McGreen: Well, at least he can still be resurrected right?
Jesse James: Yep he can.
Chicken McGreen: How?
Jesse James: We must emblem as many late model Buick Riviera as possible.
Chicken McGreen: Then what?
Jess James: We must then take all the emblems and stick them to as many Ford Aspires as possible. It must all be be done under the full moon. Then The Dahn Turgenson shall rise the next morning.

by Dahn April 14, 2008

turrents

When a tall skinny bald guy tries to say turrets.

I died cause all those turrents were shooting me

by Ichiro July 14, 2003

turpentine

Adj. 1) The state of being superior to items of a similar nature.
Noun. 1) An item of particularly superior quality which enable it to dominate over other items of a similar but inferior nature.

Adj. 1) It was turpentine when I busted that 180 kickflip the other day.
Noun. 1) The taco is the straight turpentine my home skizzle.

by dfn_doe & Samurai Lincoln April 10, 2004

Turrent

Common misspelling of the word "turret", which is a type of machine gun, usually misspelled by a person with a third grade education. Or someone that attends Meadow Bridge High School

I'm a Wildcat and I have a laser TURRENT in Fallout 4

by Blackiechan21 March 22, 2017

monkey turpentine

snow that falls on Christmas Eve (December 24th)

The fresh monkey turpentine excited the children who eagerly yearned for a white Christmas.

by caitmar December 24, 2009

turrent

the word “turret” for illeterate southern people. much akin to how they pronounce “naked” as “nekked”, or “oil” as “ool”.

“just finished oolin’ up my turrent!”

by saladballs October 1, 2021

turrent

The better way of saying turret.

"Place a turrent" -TF2

by xdddddddddddd April 10, 2019