Turd Burgaler

Marek

That smelly Marek, Hes a Turd Burgaler

by hm August 2, 2003

turd burgler

One who burgles turds.

"Dude, that was put away for stealing poo." "You mean he's a turd burgler?" "Yup." "How longs he in for?" ""Three to five depending on if he stops bogardting the prisoners anal nuggets."

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

turd burgler

A gay person, one who burgles turds from the rectum of his gay partner.

hahhaha......no, you = turd burgler, i win.

by Greg Campbell January 18, 2003

Turd Burgaler

That which Burgals Turds

Matthew Oakley is a Turd Burgaler.

by outlawzxj October 23, 2007

turd burgler

one who enjoys the art of stealing shit that does not come from their own ass. thus including human or animal shit.

Right after Damian finished his hot breakfast... he proceeded to his job as a turd burgler.

by zneb December 28, 2005

TURD BURGLER

Unfortunately...my dog when confronted with a used cat litter box.

also commonly referred to as “poo pirate” “poop eater” and “log licker”

Oh my God! The Turd Burgler broke into the cat litter box again….don’t let her lick your face!

by nahla April 28, 2007

turd burgler

A "Turd Burgler" is someone who acquires pooh to be used in some S&M practices, most notably the practice known as "The Huey Bar", all very secret of course but ther you go. This is the truth, it is not a homophobic slander at all.

Where the hell did you get that shit? Are you some kind of Turd Burgler?

by Huey Tank July 5, 2016