When a female decides to sign up to Tumblr a.k.a become a cretin to society. This involves dyeing your hair pink and ranting about politics while trying to de-sexualize the female body by showing off their own horribly disfigured body ultimately stealing a person's will to live, hence the bandito
Little Timmy was on the internetlooking for cool minecraft tutorials when he caught a glimpse of a Tumblrino Bandito. The Doctors tried to revive him but he sadly passed away at 7:42 p.m last Friday from self inflicted gunshot wounds
The amazing people on tumblr who are socially awkward, smart, crazy over fandoms, cry over fictional characters and have an opinion about everything. overly secretive.
guy 1:Hey dude, why does that girl just sit over there and cry over her laptop?
guy 2 : *sigh* what do you expect? she's a tumblarian.
A man or woman who immigrated from the now barren wasteland of a social media platform that now is Tumblr and establishes from sheer and utter energy that just radiates off of that particular individual that they are-- in fact-- from Tumblr
A social justice warrior (Usually female) that uses the website 'Tumblr' to complain about Trump and "Nazis." They also never shut up about their' made up genders (Like Apache Helicopter), feminism, BLM, and about how Hillary should of won the election.
Massively overstating how entertained you are in the form of either dying, crying, or noting the point in the universe where your sides reside.
"oh my god i'm dying from laughter" "no you're not, fucking liar." "no dude, i'm serial. My sides are this ( |<-------------------->| ) far apart!" "stop tumblring, bro."