Tud Thumper

A person who doesn't seem to realize that they're not liked by the group they call their "friends". As it turns out, this person is hated by everyone in that group.
Person 1: Do you know who was following me this morning?
Person 2: Yeah I saw him, that dude is a tud thumper.
by Big Yetti May 12, 2011
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Tud Balls

Little balls of shit that get caught in your ass hair's after wiping. Usually gets worse as you get older, generally rolled with small amounts of toilet paper.
Man, my ass is itchy... Must be full of tud balls.

Joe: Hey, Hanks give me a hand!

Hanks: Fucks no!

Joe: Hanks, your being a friggin' tud ball!
by Dr. Shitsteins July 06, 2010
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Tud Attack

When you take a shit, an when you take the shit, Fart gases come out your ass hole causing your toilet to look like World War 2.
Oh my god.!, you juss had a tud attack in the bathroom an didnt clean it up.!!
by EbonyBitch300 January 17, 2010
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tud attack

When someone has eaten a whole pot of beans and later on has taken of a dump but not just any kind of dump
the dude was taking a shit but the shit just came out like drop lets ooowee so many droplets he filled the toilet up just a funky ass bathroom

man had a serious tud attack
by sittingonthetoiletlikeuhh January 17, 2010
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rud tud

rud tud is a dirogitory term used for anyone of a race that is not your own. It is a way of calling someone not only stupid for the color of their skin but also reminding them ever so frivevelantly thay they are lesser then you and your kind.
Generic White Racist Man: "YO check that stupid ass rud tud"
Generic White friends: "yeh yeh! rud tud, rud tud"
by Maximus27231 April 28, 2006
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tud rucker

1- To describe an irritating situation.
2- To describe a displeasing or defficient quality.
1-
Guy - "TUD RUCKER!"
Girl - "What happened?"
Guy - "The internets down again!..."

2-
Thats quite the tud rucker of a car you've got there.

3-
I have tud rucker spelling
by Dom_awsome November 16, 2007
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Tud Game

The Urban Dictionary Game.
How you play:
You email/chat online a friend and use a lot of the words of the day on urbandictionary.com. Then your friend has to search them and then use other words of the day as a response.
Joe: Hey dude, did you know Charlie and I were talking yesterday - total recap!

Amanda: "recap"? What's that?

Joe: Search it on ud! We're playing the Tud Game!

(5 minutes later)

Amanda: Yeah and did you know Charlie has stealth abs?

Joe: HUH?! (Joe goes on ud)

And you get it don't you?
by S.C !! March 21, 2010
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