Tucson

A city full of old people, morons from Minnesota, and people who can't drive for shit on the fucked-up road system we have here. Not to mention the Mexican Mafia quartered south of town.
I was stuck here for 11 years... man am I glad to get the hell out of here!@
by this city SUCKS February 24, 2005
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Tucson

-A city of almost 500,000 people, half of them Mexicans and/or homeless.
-Always tons of traffic because there are no freeways.
-If you don't have a car, you'll literally die of boredom.
-A 99 cent store at every corner
-A place where I thought only University of Arizona students moved to, because no one else in their right mind should otherwise.
-On the bright side, with low humidity levels (30% and down), the weather kicks ass.
I can't understand how those who were born and raised in Tucson chose to go to the U of A. That was your chance to escape, fuckers!!
by get_me_the_hell_outta_here November 13, 2005
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Tucson

If you moved to Tucson, move to Washington!!! Tucson has nothing to do. Washington has beautiful scenery, esp. Bellingham. Get out of Tucson
I live in Tucson. It sucks balls.
by lil pro 93 August 22, 2009
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Tucson

A city whose name is tricky to pronounce. Much Like Tegucigalpa.
Tucson- pronunced TWO- sawn
by oberchode March 09, 2006
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Tucson strangler

When she choke holds you from the back seat of your car while jerking you off.
I thought I was getting car jacked, but then she pulled a Tucson strangler
by Whyareyousofuckingweird March 24, 2018
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tucson margarita

An alcoholic beverage consisting of ice, gin, and lemon juice that became popular with the impoverished community of University of Arizona college students residing in Arizona's off-campus Commons.
I don't need to spend all my money on a blender, drink mix, nor tequila as long as I can have myself a Tucson Margarita.
by Paul Sorentino September 27, 2007
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Tucson hello

The act of impregnating a woman by means of sexual intercourse. Generally performed by a man.
Did you hear? Jimmy gave Jamie a Tucson hello.
by ftbunky February 03, 2010
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