Craig Tucker

A character from South Park. Known for his nasal voice and general cynisim. He wears a blue hat with flaps and ties on it, which has a yellow poof ball on top. He has shiney black hair. He gets into trouble alot, usualy for flipping everyone off. He can't help it. Craig's whole family is like that. He's also gay for Tweek. Few people know this.

Craig Tucker is awesome.

by Figure.10 June 1, 2009

Eric Tucker

An attractive radio host with an extremely quirky personality and a Canadian accent.

I saw Eric Tucker at Starbucks this morning.

by Angelmusic July 8, 2011

goblin tickler

One who tickles goblins.

That joe sure is a goblin tickler.

by Vamsinnie March 28, 2009

Tucker Max Fail

Promising a groundbreaking innovative genre changing product; and then having to admit that nobody bought it, or was interested in it. An epic fail Characterized by constantly changing your story, denying that you said something you posted online only a few months before; and responding to substantive criticism by simply claiming that the critic is a loser.

Man, Windows Vista is a total Tucker Max fail!

by mcbeerlovin July 30, 2009

teckler

A heckler that heckles during a tech forum.

Let's make the presentation only 1 hour, just in case the teckler has a lot of questions.

by tadowta January 23, 2009

Tucker telephone

A Tucker Telephone is a torture device invented in Tucker State Prison in Arkansas, using the magneto from an old hand-crank telephone. The ground wire was attached to the big toe, the hot wire to the genitals, and crank away. A "long distance call" was an extended series of shocks. The scene depicted in the movie "Brubaker" was a good portrayal of the real practice. "Brubaker" was a realistic portrayal of life in Cummins and Tucker Prison Farms in Arkansas until the prison reforms of Gov. Winthrop Rockefeller. A variation of the Tucker Telephone was used an an interrogation tool in Viet Nam and Abu Graib using stripped-down field telephones. It is still commonly used all over the world.

"Hey, Merle! Prisoner 1531142 jest threw poop on a guard. Let's let him Phone Home on the Tucker Telephone!"

by davidebert March 23, 2008

tip tickler

1. A hilarious joke that someone tells that can often be interpreted as very strange and obscure, but still gets a lot of good laughs.

2. A homeless man, usually of Chinese descent, who stands on the 405 highway in Los Angeles offering circumcisions for only twenty dollars with a rusty scalpel to anyone desiring their foreskin to be removed.

Gee, that one sure was a tip tickler!

Hey, Jim, you're Christian, right? You should totally speak to that tip tickler over there.

by garfsnarf December 17, 2022