turophile 

turophile:
(toor'-oh-file, tyoor'-oh-file) n.

a connoisseur of cheese; a cheese fancier. from Greek tyros "cheese" + philos "loving."

Brad: How many blocks of cheese are you buying?!?

Craig: What can I say, I like cheese.

Brad: *cough* turophile *cough*

turophile by StinkyCheese April 12, 2009

tubeppl 

The people on the web (i.e., in the the Tubes) who are responsible for making completely asinine comments on any blog or website comment section. It is not known if tubeppl exist IRL since the level of dumbassery on most sites is beyond reasonable expectation for humans.

That vid kicked ass, but the tubeppl were all over it.

tubeppl by calimocho October 7, 2007

Turophobe 

- Noun

A person who suffers from turophobia- the misguided, supremely irrational fear of cheese.

See also: weirdo, miscreant, philistine.

1.
A: I'm a turophobe. I despise cheese
B: So, in other words, you basically despise life?
A: ... Pretty much, yes
B: Righto

2.
A: That Michael person that we happened across earlier, Jevons: now there's a worthless depressive wretch, if I ever saw one. There's a creature that makes you feel that evolution gets it badly wrong at times. Tell me, have you ever come across a more pitiful, poor excuse for a human being than he?
B: Possibly the creature, as you describe him, sir, is more to be pitied than censured. The man is a turophobe; he has an aversion to cheese. One can only conjecture at the damage this has done to his psyche
A: Indeed? I daresay. Still, this changes little: I want never to be inflicted with so much as mere mention of the blighter ever again. I can't be having with that sort of reprobate; I'm sure there's very few who can
B: Very good, sir

Turophobe by Charlemagne1993 November 19, 2019

tabophilia 

Not to be confused with taphophilia, tabophilia is a condition in which an Internet user becomes obsessed with browser tabs. A tabophile may have 10+ tabs open at any one time with the conviction that they may have the need to save those tabs for later. Another symptom is saving tabs at the end of each browsing session and letting them carry over to the next session. This allows the number of tabs to accumulate quite quickly. Sufferers of this condition are usually net addicts.

-"Why do you have 93 tabs open?"
-"Shut up, I might need all those!"
-"Holy crap, you have tabophilia, don't you?!"
-"Yeah, sorry I meant to tell you."

tabophilia by lechatfou August 12, 2009

Tubol 

Basically means hard poop. It was mainly used as weapons for ancient tribes in the Philippines.

To fight off Magellan's troops, Filipino tribes used Tubol as a projectile and as a result they drove away the Spaniards.

Tubol by explicited February 16, 2022

tubol 

a group of friends that dont know what to do with their lives. jk
its a tagalog word for poop

woah look at that tubol

tubol by ahahanonymous May 14, 2020

tuborg 

a mans best friend. (closer than any dog.) Proof for the two borgs are better than one theory coming soon.

i woke up and i found that the tuborg had found its way into my bed.

tuborg by pat o dwyer October 11, 2006