Tortato

When a person is so unattractive/ugly that you don't know wither to call them a tortoise of a potato

"Why Jesse be lookin like a tortato today"

by Weeniehut.jr March 6, 2020

Torta Stalker

A really thick girl that stalks you. its more like an obsession. Very controlling of every movement you make. You can't see her but you know her fat ass is there. Harrasses all your friends to.

Damn... that Torta Stalker follows me everywhere !

by Likalotapus October 7, 2020

tortalect

Tortuous lecturer. This individual is not just prone to tortuous lecturing in matters of intellectual discussion, but considers this a form of casual social conversation. He or she will only give accounts that are overly long, detailed, winding. His approach is completely self-centered, without regard to the attention-state of needs of his sounding board. He will not reads signs of boredom or fatigue but may get peeved when details are not remembered by victims. The tortalect will assume the listener's patience can be mistaken for friendship. Conversation ultimately becomes lecturing.

Since becoming immersed in grad school, Dena is a complete tortalect. When we talk on the phone, she will just go on and on about herself. It's even worse when we are out because she will glam onto any stranger and start her tortalects.

by omarazam March 17, 2006

tortalize

(v.) to jack or gank

I need to tortalize me a 63" plasma.

by Ebuc Nepo October 14, 2005

Tortatas

male breasts

I love your tortatas.

by Zero Refinements March 22, 2016

tsota

Tacoma school of the arts (Washington state)

Go to the tsota page.

by Sotastudent December 2, 2019

Torta

Delicious Mexican sandwich made with beef fajita, avocado, cheese, on a toasted brioche roll.

I'd like to eat a torta de fajita.

by Wiseowl1 February 7, 2020