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Trump's 21 gun salute 

When you and 20 other blokes drop their daks and show their cocks to the incumbent president. No-homo.
A Trump's farewell, I saw a lineup of 21 guys drop their daks and flop their cocks, giving Trump's 21 gun salute.
Trump's 21 gun salute by de-pube January 20, 2021

Trump's wall 

A borderpy between Mexico and MERICA that will be "huuuuuge" and will be paid for by the lovely Mexicans.
Trump's wall by Obviouspopcorn January 22, 2017

Trump's wall 

Something that should be but sadly isn't :(

Trump's Razor 

"The Stupidest explanation is always the right one"
Guy1: "Did you hear that Trump said Chinese Bee's cause Global Warming?"

Guy2: "Chalk another one up to Trump's Razor"
Trump's Razor by thatrockydoh January 19, 2017

Trump's Razor 

Coined by John Scalzi on July 16, 2016 after reading journalist Josh Marshall's process for understanding the basis of many of Donald Trump's decisions, "Trump's razor" is a riff on "Occam's razor".

Josh Marshall: "According to Trump’s Razor: 'ascertain the stupidest possible scenario that can be reconciled with the available facts' and that answer is likely correct." Or, "to phrase the principle in Occam’s terms, it tells us ‘the stupidest scenario is always to be preferred’."
When the National Weather Service contradicted President Trump's tweet that Alabama--among other states--would “most likely be hit (much) harder than anticipated," Trump would days later hold up an official NOAA weather map that was absurdly altered with a Sharpie to include Alabama in the hurricane's prior predicted zone of landfall.

Did Donald Trump himself--irritated and embarassed that a government agency had corrected his misstatement--grab a Sharpie and alter the NOAA map, which weather experts noted would be an illegal act? Trump's razor says yes, that's the most likely scenario since it's the most plausible yet ridiculous one.
Trump's Razor by ryoso October 30, 2019

Trump's IQ 

Trump is an idiot and his IQ is -♾ and I am so fucking happy for America that Biden one and I’m sure the rest of Hyrule is as well.
Trump's IQ
Person 1: Look at what a fucking idiot Trump is.
Person 2: I know, Trump’s IQ must be -♾.
Trump's IQ by Urbosa December 12, 2020