truckers dilemna 

Having to choose between shifting gears or spanking the monkey.

David couldn't decide between beating rush or traffic or beating the bishop. He was faced with the classic truckers dilemna.

truckers dilemna by amit666 October 5, 2018

truckers nose 

a nose that is so big that you could shove apples up it

that girls truckers nose was so big that you could shove apples up it

truckers nose by smartperson1234567654321 August 21, 2013

truckers library

An Adult Book Store .

Valentines Day is near, I got to make a stop at the Truckers Library to get my Wife a latex battery operated valentine.

truckers library by SKIVVY 9 January 25, 2018

truckers lunch

A sausageroll with tomato sauce and a chocolate oak from a servo. Usually costs about 12 bucks.

Had to pop into a servo and grab a truckers lunch, everything else was closed from corona virus

truckers lunch by Insashable March 23, 2020

Truckers Rivet 

When you hold a poo in for so long when long haul trucking that the poo starts to form a head like a rivet for the constant pounding

I’ve been holding on to this shit for so long its become a truckers rivet.

If I hold on to this shit any longer I’ll need a claw hammer to pull out this truckers rivet

Truckers Rivet by Bobonthis1 July 22, 2021

Metro tow truckers

A facebook group of social rejects with a few extra chromosomes that decided to buy the shittiest truck on the market to save money (they are also allergic to paint matching the cab to the body and making a good looking truck) but they end up losing money in the end because no one fucking likes them and their truck will fall apart like legos as soon as they lift anything near 500 pounds (the weight of their 2 dads)

did you see the new post on metro tow truckers? I lose brain cells just looking at that group

Metro tow truckers by slyvon April 27, 2023

drive-by truckers 

some of the best music artists to ever exist.

hey man have you heard that song... daddy's cup?

ah yes by drive-by truckers? yes the best song i've ever heard

drive-by truckers by stopstalkingmelmao September 16, 2020