Sanitary trowel

A hand held device for removing objects stuck in one's vagina

Samantha darling, can I borrow your sanitary trowel. Samantha: "what's it for this time?" He only went and penetrated my twat with a Mickey Mouse dildo and now I can't get it out.

by HeXsTeRiA November 20, 2019

Trowel

A trowel is a person who uses insults without knowing what they mean.

"That guy told me to dilate, and when I told him it was transphobic he was shocked!"
"What a trowel lmao"

by dumblewhorethetroonlover May 25, 2021