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Brown trousers

when you are so scared you might shit your pants.
ah shit that guys gonna shiv ya alice. its brown trousers time.
by dougy May 24, 2004
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newsreader's trousers

The type of trousers one wears when walking around one's home wearing nothing but a tee-shirt, are described as newsreader's trousers. This is because some newsreaders, whilst wearing smart jackets and shirts, may have been naked from the waist down whilst appearing behind a television studio newsdesk.
Michael Fish, a once prominent weather presenter on the BBC, was once rumoured to have presented the weather wearing a smart jacket and tie and only a pair of underpants, knowing only his torso was in shot. Michael Fish once eore newsreader's trousers.
by dewexdewex February 7, 2007
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Red corduroy trousers

Either:

(1) the ultimate fashion faux pas

or

(2) an archaic hookup garment for gay men.

In 1950s London, when homosexuality was illegal, young homosexual men first used trousers made of red corduroy as a means of identifying one another at a distance, and of indicating that they were available for sexual liaisons with other men.

The trend is thought to have started out among recently-demobilised gay ex-army officers, but soon spread through polari subculture to encompass gay men in general.

The logic behind it was that red corduroy trousers are so hideous that only men who understood their true meaning would ever wear them, so there was no room for misunderstanding.
I see you're wearing red corduroy trousers. Does that mean you're up for some hot bum sex? And can I bring my friend Reggie to watch?
by Hangus the Monkey June 28, 2010
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your trousers are so tight i can tell your religion

when your trousers are so tight you can see whether the person in question is circumcised
your trousers are so tight i can tell your religion
by petunia :- clements December 27, 2016
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trouser troopers

A man's "special men", his sperm.
There are normally between 200-600 million trouser troopers in one ejaculation.
by jbelle September 10, 2008
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Elephant Trousers

Walking around with your trouser pocket linings and cock out.
"Shoulda seen Johnny last night, drunk as a cunt and wearing his elephant trousers...again
by maoZZ November 21, 2010
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weasel in trousers

a lesbian "player", generally of the more androgynous gender presentation and very charismatic.
Shane from the L-word is clearly a weasel in trousers.
by AuntF October 16, 2010
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