n. The extreme fetish act that involves the Rusty Trombone, (a sexual position in which Partner B licks Partner A's asshole while giving him hand relief from behind) only partner A being relieved is having violent diarrhea and partner B is vomiting into the asshole.
While in Europe, I made a German prostitute give me a Rusty Tromblumpcano after taking a large amount of laxatives.
by Lazerspewpew December 19, 2012
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Get the tramel mug.A combination on the Rusty Trombone, (a sexual position in which a girl licks the man's asshole while giving him hand relief from behind), and The Blumpkin (a sexual position in which a man takes a dump and simultaneously receives oral pleasure). A modified toilet or a lot of creativity is required.
I received a quite satisfying Rusty Tromblumpkin last night!
I wish I had time for a Rusty Tromblumpkin!
Rusty Tromblumpkins are quite addictive!
I wish I had time for a Rusty Tromblumpkin!
Rusty Tromblumpkins are quite addictive!
by Jason Walburn February 20, 2008
Get the Rusty Tromblumpkin mug.The act of a man defecating into the belly button (navel) of his sex partner or room mate, immediately followed by using his erect penis to smooth out the feces flush to the surrounding area; similar to using a trowel.
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