A person who plays the video game Europa Universalis for multiple hours a day and brags about/believes it increases their intelligence and takes priority over other obligations of life, such a s social interaction or education.
"Jesus, 10 hours a day! Does he have time for schoolwork?"
"He doesn't need education, see how quickly he took over Eurasia?! This Europa Troglodyte is sure to get into Yale with these insane skills!"
"He doesn't need education, see how quickly he took over Eurasia?! This Europa Troglodyte is sure to get into Yale with these insane skills!"
by Skinny Slim Thicc May 22, 2018
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Adam, Charlie, and Matt just walked in and everyone started puking. They are hideous and they stink, what a bunch or parasitic troglodytes.
by smallandwimpy November 4, 2011
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by ooo the? March 29, 2011
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Troglodyte: indoor-smoking, hard-drinking, pickup truck driving, Muslim-hating, liberal-hating, foreigner-hating, homophobic, gun-loving, self-assumed Christian who hasn't set foot in church in "only God knows when".
by CA liberal scum August 30, 2010
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by Model50000000000 May 8, 2017
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by Fedifensor September 17, 2006
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by trouble April 29, 2003
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