Ukrainian Tractor Pull

Stealing Russian military vehicles by towing them off, right under the noses of the soldiers assigned to said military equipment.

Did you see that new video of a Ukrainian Tractor pull? They got a frikkin’ tank this time!

by Graetep March 11, 2022

Corn Dog Tractor Pull

Corn Dog Tractor Pull: is a game used to help two people make a tough decision, like rock paper scissors, or a thumb war. The two contestants stand back to back with a single hot-dog forming a bridge between their persons with each end of the hot-dog inserted in a cornhole. The two then perform a tug of war for the hot dog and the person holding the hot dog in the end is victorious. in the event that the hot dog breaks in half the person with the most hot dog inside them wins.

Jimmy and Todd could not decide what movie the were going to rent from the video store. So Todd challenged Timmy to a 'Corn Dog Tractor Pull'

by RobbieFantastic December 17, 2010

Tractor flap

When your partner is about to fart and you lay your tongue on their anus causing your tongue to flap up and down like a tractor flap

My wife let me do the tractor flap on her making me feel like a real farmer

by Meat chop July 27, 2023

grape tractor

a way of life, a saying, a representation of love.

"bro do you know grape tractor?"
"of course bro, I thought everybody knew about it"

by mtsharry August 5, 2021

Chelsea Tractor

An offroad car that never goes offroad

a 4x4 that stays on road

by ud40 May 13, 2005

tricordering

the act of holding your cell phone in front of your mouth while talking, as if you were using a Star Trek tricorder.

“She didn’t want to get a ticket for talking on the phone while driving, so she was tricordering.”

by JGpercussion December 20, 2010

Tainted Tractor

A Tainted Tractor is a descriptive word used to describe what is commonly known as a Black Pussy. A Tainted Tractor is more of a detailed descriptive word that passes a repulsive and specific meaning as it is told from one person to another. A Tainted Tractor describes a moist, unshaven, and more or less unclean black pussy stressing the point that it is utterly discussing and a very bad place to have any open skin contact, especially penial or oral contact. Diseases are likely and include but are not limited to Herpes, HIV, Syphilis and Chlamydia. When in close proximity to a Tainted Tractor it is advised that you take extreme caution as airborne viruses such as Influenza can be passed through Vaginal Quefes.

Entomology of Tainted Tractor: Taint. To pollute comes from the Latin word Tingere and is used to pass the dirty negative part of tainted tractor and Tractor is used to passed the rugged aspect of the Phrase.

Om my I did not even think I would survive after my experience with That Hookers Tainted Tractor. Man am I lucky!

by TAMP OFFICIAL The Rob D. February 10, 2014