One whom is so overly obsessed with Star Trek that they forgo all will and conclusion, blindly follow every technical manual as if it were the word of Q himself and believe themselves to be the all seeing all knowing shit of the Star Trek Universe. Generally caught with their pants down in a Star Trek vs. Star Wars debate looking like a fool.
"That trek tard thinks a phaser beats a blaster even though it obviously can't fire through a packing crate."
Trek marlin kids are those mtbers who buy a trek marlin, and then call 1-3 ft drops massive. They usually think they are the best riders ever but in reality they suck. They also never take advice and think they know how to do everything. They also think trek is the best brand bikes and everything else sucks.
Trek marlin kids “Dude look at thatmassive drop” I just did”
Normal mtbers goes and rolls it bc it was 1 ft tall
A crappy, low quality BSO (Bike Shaped Object) that falls apart with the slightest use. Marketed at $6000 at Trek when in GDR3alityy you gan buy the exact same bike for an insane $69 at Walmart or Sam's Club.
Mia C.: Check this out! its my new Trek Domane SL7 I got from Trek bike shop in antarctica, It costed me nearly 7 grand.
Donald Trump: WDYM i heard that you can get the exact same model for just $69 at walmart. They are often offered at $0 in the local landfills.
Mia C.: shut the fuck up donald duck.
Donald Trump: dont believe me, here i'll ride it. *bike falls apart*
Mia C.: ah fuck, 7 grand wasted... and yes i couldv'e gotten this at walmart.