Traffic Jam

This is sometimes found in supermarkets where someone, usually female, with an arse so enormous it makes the average two-seater look small, shoving a trolley piled high with junk food, suddenly stops. This may be because she’s suddenly gone AWTF or it could be because she’s trying to decide whether to have ten or twelve krispy kremes to help her recover from all this strenuous shopping. She blocks the aisle, traffic builds up behind and in front of her, the fat cow is deaf to polite requests to move or even, “Get out of the way you fucking mammoth!” The result is gridlock and it usually takes half an hour and several members of staff to get things sorted out. See also Road Block.

“I was shopping in ASDA and got caught in a traffic jam.”
“What did you do?”
“Dumped the trolley and went to TESCO.”

by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016

treefiddy

Three Dollars and fifty cents.

Chef's dad: Ooh! It must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this
boat you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the
paleolithic era, comes out of the water
Chef's mom: We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on
earth is that creature?!"
Chef's dad: It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes...
Chef's mom: Oh it was so scary!
Chef's dad: And I yelled, I said "What do you want from us monster?!" And the monster bent down and
said "I need about treefiddy"
silence
Kyle: What's treefiddy?
Chef's dad: Three dollars and fifty cents
Chef's mom: Treefiddy
Stan: He wanted money?
Chef's dad: That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no treefiddy you goddam Loch Ness monster! Get your
own goddam money!"
Chef's mom: I gave him a dollar
Chef's dad: She gave him a dollar
Chef's mom: I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar
Chef's dad: Well of course he's not gonna go away, Ne! You gave him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got
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by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 14, 2004

Amsterdam Traffic Light

Generally a fun game played by tourists visiting the Dutch capital of Amsterdam. First the group goes to a coffee shop and smoke some cannabis (Green Light). Next, the group goes to a bar for a beer (Yellow Light) and finally a stop by the girls in the red light district (Red Light).

My friends and I visited Amsterdam last week and completed six rounds of the Amsterdam Traffic Light! I am now down 500 Euro!

by Senor Dank Nugs June 29, 2018

tefft

something unknown to man

The limit of the universe is tefft

by Ben Tefft January 16, 2008

trafficate

A Nigerian English word for using your trafficator (Turn signal light).

Trafficate before you make that next turn.

by mayofab June 5, 2016

Bong Traffic

When multiple smoking devices cohabit the same area causing disturbances in the marijuana-time continuum.

Tension can only be relieved when someone takes a massive rip.

Man, there's massive bong traffic in this room, someone has to hit the bong.

by The Real Artful Dodger September 10, 2010

Ferguson Traffic

When there is traffic on roadways, but it involves large masses of people standing with their hands up or laying in the street mimicking a crime scene.

Emily: "Why were you late to school today Becky?"
Becky: "Oh I was stuck in Ferguson traffic. A guy stood in front of my car with his hands up for 10 minutes."

by dadzii December 9, 2014