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Purple Trainwreck

Damn, that was some dank ass mutha fuckin purple trainwreck
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Steampunk Trainwreck

Generally, one who seeks to emote or personify a member of the Steampunk Subculture. Although most real steampunks don't claim it as a lifestyle and more of a hobby or interest, a 'Trainwreck" as it were is simply a poser who will copy or rip off one of the more original members of this genre.

A trainwreck will most likely be an outsider, nerd, outcast, undesirable who for lack of any other originality will slowly research the hell out of steampunk and try to create a personality founded in Steampunk. Generally, an Airship captain, pirate, scientist, explorer or otherwise. Steampunk is NOT cosplay, and therefore more of an interest in the literary subculture than a way of living your life out through fantasy.

Although Steampunk is founded in Victorian clothing, a trainwreck will take aesthetics too far; claiming it as a lifestyle will most likely be an easy way to spot a poser. In many cases, said Trainwreck will try to create social groups with friends who would generally not be seen in public with them. Posers will secretly harbor jealousy, and envy of the more original members of this social group, often over compensating by becoming uber Steampunk, thus outing themselves as a nerd wanna be of the group.
OMFG, He thinks he's an Airship captain?! Jesus he's even instructing others in the finer points of being a Steampunk! Jesus, doesn't he know he's a Steampunk Trainwreck?
by Capt. Leguminous Caligari December 29, 2009
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Tennessee Traintracks

When you get someone to smile really wide to expose their braces, then rub the head of your dick all over their braces from side to side while blowing on a wooden train whistle.
Guy 1: So what did you get up to last night?

Guy 2: Man, this bitch at the bar wanted me to give her the Tennessee Traintracks so I took her home and blew my wood whistle all over her nasty whore mouth.
by Da Phlex June 21, 2009
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trainwreck

Trainwreck is a sativa-dominant strain of usually very high-grade marijuana often found among users with medical access, and is especially popular in CA. It has a pronounced, characteristic evergreen odor and is usually manifest as small, very dense buds with ubiquitous trichomes. The Sativa:indica ratio is proposed to be anywhere from 9:1 to 65:35, although the latter figure would seem somewhat remarkable, since Trainwreck produces virtually none of the "couch-lock" effects typical to indica strains. It instead causes a very cerebral, relatively non-impairing high conducive to creative thought, introspection, and verbalization. As of 2010, in the Bay Area, 3.5 g of medical grade Trainwreck ranges in price from roughly 45 to 65$
I just totally destroyed a linear algebra exam after smoking like 2 bong-loads of Trainwreck. Now, where have I left my copy of Finnegans Wake? Would you like some Trainwreck, by the way?
by soft acid July 11, 2010
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trainwreck

Very potent marijuana that will get you very high and fucked up. It is called trainwreck because you are so messed up.
Damn, I've got some trainwreck we should smoke.
by l0ngmember December 7, 2003
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pill-popping trainwreck

a) A somewhat accurate, but misogynistic, description of Marilyn Monroe
b) an offensive term for a person who is neither mentally ill nor has a criminal record, but who has a habit of abusing their prescribed meds
c) an offensive term for a loose cannon, i.e a behaviorally unpredictable person
even professional social workers sometimes have difficulty differentiating between a pill-popping trainwreck definition b), a pill-popping trainwreck definition c), and an actor like Jack Nicholson portraying Randolph McMurphy in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
by Sexydimma August 18, 2018
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trainwreck

some very chronic weed. this is the staple of medical marijuana in Oakland, CA.
hey, doc, I hurt right here. I think I need some 'wreck.
by boom boom b July 2, 2004
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