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traffucked

The situation of sitting in traffic, not being able to move forward, sideways or backwards, knowing you have to be somewhere.
"Honey, I'm gonna be late, I am so traffucked right now."
by Lizard boots and Lipshitz January 28, 2018
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The movement of bullshit paperwork around an organization for approval or communcation purposes.
We must keep traffucking the TPS reports for approval.
by Alisalee June 30, 2008
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traffuck jam

A complete traffic SNAFU which can no longer be called a traffic jam but this.
A jam-up of traffic so snarled that it takes hours rather than minutes to get to ones destination.
A situation where you are better off leaving your car and walking the last 10 miles home.
Max: "What is this...oh..great the traffic is at a stand-still and we're in the express lanes!"
Scott: "I told you they said it on the radio but you were so busy on your cell phone that you didn't hear it!!!It is a major traffuck jam guy, a cattle truck flipped over, we are here for hours. Actually YOU are here for hours with YOUR car because YOU didn't get off when I told you...I'm walking!
by psiscott2000 May 9, 2006
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Traffucked

The state of being fucked over by any type of traffic. Usually used when explaining why you are taking so long to get somewhere by vehicle.
I won't arrive until 5:25pm... Absolutely traffucked!
by Truth In Lies July 28, 2016
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I'm traffucked, so will be late in to work.
by NZNinjaChick June 30, 2016
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Traffuck

When you and your girl have sex while stuck in traffic. Chances of it being oral are 96%
Bro: Yo, how she get pregnant?
You: We were traffucking on the way to work that morning on the Expressway I-91
by Clarkie Kentzel March 10, 2018
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Honey we are in Traffuck
by Yazby25 May 4, 2024
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