Tower

A truly awesome structure, it will flourish despite the best efforts of the bar staff.

John: "Tower!"
Gaz: "Tower!"
Ste: "Tower!"
Pete: (in floods of tears) "No, no, no, I've got to take it back to the bar.

by Pete January 25, 2005

tower

- an upright projectile belonging to the one named Micheal

Micheal's tower reflected the measurement of my own.

by Jack February 25, 2004

Towered

To get fucked by multiple niggas at once

Hey bro did you hear last Saturday Lindsey got towered by the whole football team

by 425_kirua December 30, 2019

IKEA tower

The beacon home. The answer to our problems. The IKEA tower reminds us that from Water Sheep we come from to Water Sheep we return

I looked for my home and I saw it. IKEA tower leading me to safety and salvation

by Raw X3 X3 August 06, 2019

Thomas Tower

When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and your brother. Typically followed by a brief chase involving a loaded pistol. See Earl Thomas.

We were at an Airbnb with a random woman and my wife walked in while my brother and I were raising a Thomas Tower.

by Tim's Thomas Tower May 07, 2020

Trump Tower

A 400 meter glass building in Chicago full of boats and hoes.

Alex: Wanna go to the Trump Tower?
Marty: Yes, sure.
Alex: SICK!!! Let's go hang with dem boats and hoes!

by Italia Marzioli October 22, 2016

tilted towers

Basically death

I went to tilted towers and died

by Jaketherakewithapinsteadofk February 07, 2018