tortellinis

One of the best foods of our time. Teenage girls like to feast on them at sleepovers, specifically ones with the name of Sarah and Rachel. Will drive for hours just to get a taste.

Sarah : Is there any more tortellinis in the fridge?
Rachel : ...No.
Sarah : FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

by raaaachelll January 12, 2009

Tortella

Tortella is a pig!

"I bet she is Tortella! she's such a pig!"

by MeowSquirrul May 29, 2017

Tortellinian

A deragatory name given to Italians, or one who has so much sauce that it is hard to handle.

"Who is that wearing the iced out patek with the gucci flip flops?"
"Not sure, but he must be Tortellinian."

by Cit the nip god June 9, 2018

Kameran tortellini

The best gf ever!

“Who’s the best gf ever?”
“Kameran tortellini duhhh”

by The best girlfriend ever<3 August 4, 2021

Three cheese tortellini

The food with the most destructive capacity known to mankind. Is destined to eventually destroy Pizza Mozzarella. Three cheese tortellini has been observed in the past to be capable of warping reality. Also it tastes pretty good. But you probably shouldn't try to eat it because it will likely defend itself

Person 1: "Yo I just saw some three cheese tortellini in a bowl."
Person 2: "Dude it can do literally anything. You should be afraid."
Person 1 then tried to eat the three cheese tortellini and was instantly erased from existence. Who was I talking about again?

by White.ini March 14, 2019

tortellini

a sexual practice in Italy in which the male wraps his penis in pasta dough before sex

My man and I did tortellini last night and it was orgasmic

by Bibsmgee January 27, 2017

torevelled

For paranormal researchers (taken from paranormal discussion boards) when someone is sucker punched or attacked by an unseen assailant. Named for LivingTV show Most Haunted's Stuart Torevell who seems to be constantly singled out by attacks from ghosts, spooks, demons, etc. Can also be used to describe a hit and run physical attack from someone who seems to come out of nowhere and just disappears.

We were investigating at the old barn when Will got Torevelled by something.

by Sprydle July 28, 2007