torsten

verb to do something dumb knowingly.

Dumb #1: Look at that dude carrying a pot of boiling water.
Dumb #2: How about I stand on my knees behind him and you push him?
Dumb #1: Great idea!
Dumb #2 ends up with 3rd degree burns!
Dumb #1: You totally torstened!!!

by bigfatbernie November 15, 2007

Dirty torsten

When a man shits all over the floor then gets his gay partner to screw In the shit

And eats the left overs

Oh my lord chad gave me a dirty torsten
I can't wash the taste out of my mouth

by Drubbleses December 20, 2019

Torsten

Ass hole

Torsten is a ass hole

by ImA_Person November 20, 2019

Torsten

a guy who sticks straws up his ass home then proceeds to take the straw out and drink it

Person 1: Yo do you know Torsten?
Person 2: oh yeah that one guy who sticks straws up his ass and pulls it out?

by ALYSSAGF April 8, 2023

Torsten

Torsten is a poopy pant looking headass boy, he’s the tile of guy to snore nd go mimimimimi

Person 1: Omg is that Torsten?

Person 2: I bet he winds up his punches

by Memedealertm January 5, 2022

thorstein

A guy who likes taking it up in the ass
A guy who falls in love with hairy men-
A guy who loves gay hairy bears

"That guy is a Thorstein"
"dont be a throstein"

by Wolfngang November 2, 2015

Thorsteinsson

A person with "Thorsteinsson" as his/hers last name, is a very cool and kind person. He will have a very large penis if the person is a male.

Wow cool, he's a thorsteinsson

by Tommithe December 7, 2016