An absolute unstoppable feeling whereby anyone in your way will euther bow before you or die. Similar to excitement but to the point where you could put your head through a fuckin' wall.

Bro, I'm so fuckin torqued today I'm definitely going to PR my deadlift.

Torqued by Gunnerteddington September 15, 2022

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Torqued

When you have testicular torsion

Bro 1: Bro I’m so torqued rn
Bro 2: You should probably go to the hospital

Torqued by thatfunnygermanman October 19, 2023

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Torqued

Torqued, as in physically strong, sturdy or buff much like the torque of a car.

"Jeez, can you believe how torqued Travis Willingham is!? The dude is SWOLE!"

"What the hell is that supposed to mean??"

Torqued by Splambo February 8, 2025

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torqued out a Lincoln Log

When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.

Holy Shit! I just torqued out a Lincoln Log. I hope it doesn't stop up the toilet!

torqued out a Lincoln Log by You_Da_Monster September 5, 2011

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