A sexual act, performed annually on the eve of Passover, using an "exchange rate" of 5 U.S. (men) to 2 Canadian (women). During the festivities, one man is designated as "Cal Ripken", a.k.a. "The Iron Horse", and must be involved for the entirety of the event, even if he is "hit by a pitch" (semen). It is also customary that one of the women disparages the size of one of the male participants, an unfortunate but completely avoidable situation with the appropriate amount of pre-game fluffing.
It should also be noted that anal access must be formally requested first (preferably in writing). Failure to do so will result in a 5-minute major, during which time the offending male will be chastised for his actions, but he may continue fluffing himself in an effort to stay in the game.
The Toronto is considered over when the two female participants pass out or a fake phone call is placed from the hotel front desk asking people to leave.
It should also be noted that anal access must be formally requested first (preferably in writing). Failure to do so will result in a 5-minute major, during which time the offending male will be chastised for his actions, but he may continue fluffing himself in an effort to stay in the game.
The Toronto is considered over when the two female participants pass out or a fake phone call is placed from the hotel front desk asking people to leave.
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Who would've thought I could go to a school and major in alcohol?
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Toronto people: you such a wasteyute man.
That is how Toronto slang is derived from Caribbean background.
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That is how Toronto slang is derived from Caribbean background.
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Get the toronto slang mug.The non-gay public exchange of a left handed hand-job between married men. Most commonly occurring at a small town dive bar at a 4 seat high top table.
Last time I was at Lil Bufords I saw Tony and Bill doing The Tolono Tug. If they had not been seated at a high top table in the back of the bar I would have been concerned about their marriages...
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by BigScreech October 31, 2013
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Foreign person: Where are you from?
Canadian: Torono.
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Foreign person: Dumbshit can't pronounce his own city
Canadian: Torono.
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Foreign person: Dumbshit can't pronounce his own city
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