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topshop boy

they are skinny-jean, converse wearing, fringe-flicking, saggy hat wearing, usually flamboyant WHITE BOYS. they try to be individual but they all look the same. otherwise know as hacobo zhay. xD for every boy there is a topshop girl.
white boys walking down the street.

Girl:look at those boys over there.
boy: they be looking good innit.
girl:but they are real topshop boys.
boy: innit brafe
by kt257 January 18, 2010
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topshop princess

A person who buys their entire wardrobe from topman / Topshop usually on payday.

Eg look over there, it's Lockey he's a real Topshop princess
Look over there it's Lockey, yeah bro he's a Topshop princess
by Topshop-princess September 15, 2015
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topslop

Whe you are fucking a girl, and she shits all over your dick and it get in your pubes. Then, you light your pubes on fire and the smell of burning pubes causes you and your partner to pass out. When she wakes up, you will be dead but she will cut off of your burnt dick and take it home and use it as a dildo.
Kiya told me she was going to topslop Lukas
by Bazingle June 15, 2017
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Topshop

The worst shop on the high street.
you get dirty looks for even walking past. ridiculously expensive and their clothes are actually very very poor quality.
"OMG I LOVE TOPSHOP..." - "Ha, okay..."
by pandoraMANNEQUIN August 3, 2007
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topshop

Getting superior head from a fashion-forward bitch
Jose: Yo Pip what happened with that victoria secret model?
Pip: She wasnt down to fuck but she give me topshop
by super master splinter September 7, 2013
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TopStocks

A name given to a person of extreme intelligence.

The word originated due to the high level of intelligence shown at Australia's biggest and best Stock Forum - TopStocks.
Yes, he's every clever, some say he's as smart as TopStocks.
by TopStocks January 21, 2010
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topstocks

Chat room for cross dressers, doomsday cultists and submissives who believe the $US will be replaced by the yuan and the rupee and that Chindia will somehow magically develop their own technologies.
I think I will crawl Topstocks looking for a sub to whip.
by hayfarkers November 8, 2009
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