The art of diverting a peer/co-worker's attention away from you while you quickily remove your shirt, catching them off-guard when they look back. The more people you "top off", the cooler you become.
(insert name) said the copy machine was out of paper. I grabbed a stack off the shelf behind me and when I turned back around his shirt was off! I cannot believe I got "topped off" again this week!!!
by G-Magic22 April 20, 2011
Get the Topped offmug. by FattyMatty2by4 March 11, 2019
Get the Topping offmug. Having one person after another poop in a toilet till the point where the poop mountain peaks just above the rim of the toilet.
Topping you off is referred to as topping off someone else's dookie.
The expression "top you off" can also be said to mean something of the same, metaphorically, as a joke.
Topping you off is referred to as topping off someone else's dookie.
The expression "top you off" can also be said to mean something of the same, metaphorically, as a joke.
"The kids at the school topped off the toilet in the band-wing so high that the toilet wouldn't flush. Having never experienced anything like this, the janitor had to call for back up to scoop out the ever-ending pile of shit. This phenomenon created the art of topping off."
by Invented at Avon Grove High July 29, 2009
Get the Topping offmug. 
I fucked this girl in the ass last night and after I busted in her butthole, she asked me for a top off, so I peed in her butt.
by vinny vega December 13, 2006
Get the top offmug. "yo. what are you doing?"
"im toppin my girl's dog off. lemme call you back"
"just text me."
"oh yeah, top me off baby"
"you better shut up or im gonna knock you out and top you off"
the act can be represented as itself in the present tense; topping off. booyah grammar kids. im gonna top y'all off
"im toppin my girl's dog off. lemme call you back"
"just text me."
"oh yeah, top me off baby"
"you better shut up or im gonna knock you out and top you off"
the act can be represented as itself in the present tense; topping off. booyah grammar kids. im gonna top y'all off
by dmoney,son January 6, 2008
Get the topping offmug. as an inside joke at a wedding by the best man: "when times are hard, you've always been there to top me off"
as an inside joke when filling people's beer cups at a party with a pitcher, filled up from the keg: "anyone need a top off?"
when you actually poop in someone else's butt
as an inside joke when filling people's beer cups at a party with a pitcher, filled up from the keg: "anyone need a top off?"
when you actually poop in someone else's butt
by meaty hand man September 29, 2008
Get the top offmug.