ZZ Top

a kick ass rock band that i listen to every day, NOT to be confused with all of the rest of the southern/mid western garbage crap

ZZ top is the shit!

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

ZZ Top

UK biker slang. Any beard or pubic hair growth of extrodinary magnitude. Named after the famous texas blues rock band of the same name for obvious reasons.

...when she took her knickers off her ZZ top reached her knees.

by black flag May 29, 2004

ZZ Top effect

When a bikini clad girl has such a large bush that it protrudes out from her swimsuit and is clearly visible.

Man, check out the ZZ Top effect on her, she really needs to shave or something cuz her pussy hairs are stickin' out all over the place.

by Vinn January 6, 2007

ZZ Top

Required to be present in every dictionary for the same reason as aardvark. Also, only thing of note to come from the southern USA.

Woah man isn't it freaky how all the dudes in ZZ Top have beards except Frank Beard??? What's UP WITH THAT??

by The King of the Internet March 30, 2003

zz top

One of the best southern rock bands in this universe

Southern guy 1: Whoah dude! Have you heard "lowrider" by ZZ Top?

Southern Guy 2: Hell yea! #low-ri-der goes a little slower....#

by Rossotron October 9, 2005

new zealand's next top model

a reality tv show that "searches for new zealand's next top model" by having them do different photoshoots, all while hardly dressed or naked so the world can drool over the girls which understandably and/or potentially ruins relationships the girls are in.

did you see last night's episode of new zealand's next top model?! oh yeah! Micheala posed naked?? It's a shame. I don't think her bf will stay with her after half the world's seen her naked before he did. They'd been together for so long too. Why can't NZNTM just have the girls do normal modeling instead of this stuff and ruining what virtue the girls have?

by wishinghismodelstayedcovered February 22, 2011

zz top

to put your cock in someones ass and spin them around like zz top does to his guitar.

That bitch got double zz toped.

by bjjjjjjjjjjjj April 8, 2008