Tooley

A Dick, A Male's Penis

I Can Fix Her Need For Sex. I'll Pull Out The Tooley!!

by T.E.V January 17, 2009

tooler

A person overly reliant on their tools. Someone applying learned formulas rather than actually understanding their craft.

I should have hired a graphic designer not a Photoshop tooler.

by GlowNGR January 3, 2020

Tooler

A tooler is what you call a tool who uses the word tool

Hey look at that tool! his long nike socks arent even real ones like mine!

Wow dude your a tooler...

by wehttam16 October 21, 2010

mike tooley

A brilliant soccer player with a shot like Von Nistelrooy.

mike tooley

by mike tooley August 18, 2003

tooler

A hey guys prick who likes to bum The Beastbut takes care over his appearance, as he would really like some.

The Beast - 'Yo Tooler, you have no friends, lets bum'
Tooler - 'Nice one beast.'
(Sounds of buggery)
The Beast - 'That was crap. You're crap'
Tooler - 'Thanks beast'
The Beast - 'Suck my dick Tooler'
Tooler - 'Ok'

by the beast February 25, 2004

nick tooley

nick tooley is a black nigga with a huge Mandingo, strong enough to knock someone out with one swing of his big dick, when nick tooley wanks he has to extend his arms 22222 metres forward to get to the end of it. nick tooley is the G O A T at soccer and scores top bins every time. after his game he goes to have sex with Kylie Jenner, nick tooley is such a legend and has a huge Mandingo

nick tooley has a big dick, I want to be like him

by Bcsjksks March 25, 2019

tooley

someone who collects animals and drinks cheap beer. has a crumpled, bag-like appearance.

Dude, get rid of those dogs and start drinking good beer, you tooley!

by Dick Fitswelle December 21, 2008