toolbag

Used at VMI to describe one who shirks his friends for his duty, and goes way too far with it.

See also,tool

That guy is a huge toolbag.

by Cadet Historian September 27, 2005

toolbag

a person that is so udderly stupid that is can push ne one to the point of annoied or pissed off!! As dumb as a bag of hammers all those heads and no brain in any of them!!!!!

You stupis druggie damn bryan your a toolbag!

by p-landplaya October 12, 2004

toolbag

is someone who goes to college and dresses complely in that college's stuff and is an asshole and does not have a thought for themself and are aware that they are being used

Girl: "Man my sister is a toolbag"
Boy: Why?
Girl "Man i saw her yesterday and she was in kutztown tshirth kutztown hoodie and kutztown sweat pants she looked like a tool."

by ama;hasd;lnfla;hflean'o;h.agfe September 9, 2009

toolbag

To be a toolbag is to only be able to think off one line off jokes in a whole 4 week period, and never get anyone to laugh at it, vere but to instead incite everyone to laugh at him

Dave who cannot think off anything other than repeating his very unfunny catchphrase " Hey dud u been spooning"

by dude December 20, 2004

toolbag

A toolbag is someone who is not only a tool, but also a douchebag. The ultimate asswipe. Nobody likes a toolbag.

Zach: God, that one kid in class is so annoying. He's always sucking up to the prof.
Bridget: I know, he always acts like a pretentious dick to everyone else, too.
Jane: He is such a fucking toolbag. I wanna punch him in the nuts.

by jjjjjjwwwww March 13, 2009

toolbag

An individual whose ineptitude, idiocy, and lack of personal hygiene sets them far above and beyond a mere "tool"...only a full "bag of tools" is sufficient to describe their personal defects.

"That dylan....what a toolbag."

by b&k January 25, 2008

Toolbag

A crossbreed between a tool and a douchebag. A toolbag would like the Black Eyed Peas, like a tool would, and Nickleback, like a douchebag would. They would also like Kid Rock, like both a tool and a douchebag would. Toolbag can also refer to someone who is beyond being just a tool.

That guy is totally a toolbag. He looks just like he got back from a Kid Rock concert.

by D Goody November 26, 2009