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tonto cheeks

Spitting on an indians bare ass and slapping it hard.
dude i just gave wild coyote a massive tonto cheeks.
by tonto cheeks November 17, 2013
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toyhos

me: hey toyhos, did you know *keyboard spam*
toyhos: no but thank you for this life changing information
by cyassiiherselflol August 25, 2021
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tohoshinki

Japanese name for the Korean boy-band originally named Dong Bang Shin Ki.
Dong Bang Shin Ki is called tohoshinki in Japan!
by marah728 May 1, 2007
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Tonehoffing

Tonehoffing is the art of stealthily replacing an unsuspecting friend's ring tone with an embarrassing song. Basically, it's Hasselhoffing but applied to a phone.
Dude, at the Save The World charity dinner last night, I took tonehoffing to a whole new level. Replaced Bill Gates's ring tone with that gay ass song from the Apple commercial. Steve Jobs crapped his pants it was so damn funny.
by Teve Torbes August 1, 2008
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Gone full tonto

You've gone full tonto there, Simon
by The teacherman March 17, 2017
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tomhollandsexual

When someone is OBSESSED with Tom Holland to the point where they WILL stalk him at places in Kingston like the mall and the Park.

Even if they live in Australia.

They would even go as far as watching Tom holland sleep after sneaking into his house like Edward Culllen does in Twilight.
And to Tom Holland fans it won't be stalkerish at all like Edward Cullen was with Bella.

Only joking but if you really think its ok to walk into someones house and watch them sleep( like A CERTAIN EDWARD CULLEN ) please seek help by going to the closest mental hospitsl near you. Thankyou.

Some symptons are high pitched screams when they hear the name tom or peter ot parker or holland or see a picture of him.

You probably know someone who is tomhollandsexual but they peobably do not admit it. If you think they like him please do not ask them if you do not want to hear their high pitched screams in your nightmares.

Also if they create something like Umbrella lip sync dance battle by Tom Holland Wednesday, please let them know it is not ok and they are not allowed under any circumstances to learn the dance.
Lucy: have you seen Tom Holland in the most recent Marvel Movie playing Spiderman?

Jacob: No.

Imogen: *interrupting their private conversation* I have OMG YESS TOMMMYYY!!!!!*high pitched scream*

Lucy:*whispers to Jacob* I think she's tomhollandsexual.

Thankyou and Goodnight Peeps
by Cheesysock January 4, 2021
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Tontolaba

Persona de poca inteligencia. Insulto.

Apócope de "tonto del haba". Expresión proviniente de la tradición de comer un roscón el 6 de enero. El roscón estaba relleno, además de su relleno comestible, con dos objetos: un rey y una haba. Al que le tocaba la haba al comer su trozo, tendría la obligación de pagarlo.
-Mira ese tío intentando echar una carrera con un león.
- ¡Qué tontolaba!
by Mindblower May 15, 2015
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