tons

Describing something in a large amount.

i love you tons baby.

by Valerie Logsdon February 6, 2006

Ton

The Ton is an absolute scale from 1-10 where 1 is the objective, absolute lowest quality representation of the item or work under critique and 10 is the objective, absolute highest quality representation of the item or work under critique. Therefore, a 5 represents the objective, absolute average quality representation of the item or work under critique. Only alumni, past and present, of the “Tonmeister” course are qualified under legislation to assess an item or work using the Ton unit of measurement.

Russell: What do you think of 1176s?
Alan: Tbh mate they’re kinda mid, 4 tons.

by Actually Jesus November 18, 2022

TONS

A sarcastic expression used most often in answer to an inquiry or question to signal that you won't even dignify the question with a real answer.

Yeah, right.

Good one!

Caleb: "Hey, Jack, you good to hang this weekend? Or you gonna be busy working on your flower beds still?
Jack: "TONS, pal."

by Trevor Homehead November 1, 2019

A-TON*

A-TON* is a half-breed wana be gangster who can't shoot straight 💯 and has no hustle so he has to Rob those that do 💯 just like a hos is a pig that don't fly straight 💯

Yo dog I think I saw that buster ass A-TON*at the mo mo last nite

by k187c September 30, 2021

not a ton

something that someone might say weights a ton but really doesn't
or to be something that someone says is a weighty subject but really has no merit

I thought it weighed a lot but it turned out to be not a ton.

by Mr. Boardwalk July 11, 2010

Ton

Cockney background (Way of speaking in London), Means One Hundred GBP (pounds)

"Oi mate, lend us a ton"

by Lissy November 1, 2004

tons

A FAT ASS such a large piece of shit that cant fit through dorways

RYAN PACIFIC. man tons go kill your self

by SHORTY May 22, 2003